Need a Quickie? February 21, 2007

Listen to the audio version of my Phone Sex Diary, and please vote for me! Subscribe here for updates.Hey, everyone, PWK here! (That stands for PhoneWhoreKaren, of course!) I thought I’d get another phone sex podcast added to my blog tonight because I haven’t updated it since Valentine’s Day.So anyway… are you looking for a quickie? Well, what’s a better way to get a quickie than with a blow job? And I give great blow jobs! I was trained to open my thoat and let your hard cock slip right down it. So… let’s take advantage of my oral skills and put it to the test! I bet I can get you off in under 5 minutes! (Unless you want me to take my time, of course!) So here’s an open invitation to those of you who are pressed for time and need a quickie! I just happen to LOVE quickies! You know that rush you get when you’re sneaking around to get off? Like when you wake up horny in the morning and you sneak in a call to me while your wife is brushing her teeth! And sometimes during your lunch break at work, you just gotta have a quickie cum too! The added element of getting caught during these sneaky quickies only makes it hotter. I won’t even mind if you need to hang up suddenly if you need to.

So, if you’re horny, but don’t have a lot of time to play just give me a call and I’ll take care of you! You can count on me to get the job done. Your first three minutes are free! Just click the “call me” button. I’m always horny, and I have no limits. Anything goes!

Happy Valentine’s Day! February 14, 2007

Listen to the audio version of this blog entry of my Phone Sex Podcast, and please vote for me! Subscribe here for updates.Hi honey! Happy Valentine’s Day! Here’s a sweet kiss for you! *smooch* I’m so glad we’re spending tonight together. Just you and me whispering sweet nothings in each other’s ears. Mmmm… it’s makes my whole body tingle when I feel your lips against my neck. Mmmm baby, it’s so good. When I think about the things we could do to each other, it drives me crazy with lust. I just wanna take care of your needs, make you feel special, and make you feel good.Give me a call? I promise to do anything you want me to. I love to please my man, and I love to submit to your sexual desires. I’m young… true, but I do know exactly what to do and say to make you cum. Phone sex with me is an experience like non other in the world. This will be the best phone call of your entire life!

Check out my site www.phonewhorekaren.com, or just click here to call me. If you’ve never called me before you’ll get 3 free minutes to try me out. Simply hang up once your free minutes are used up, and there won’t be any charges. Or, if you’d like to spend a little more time with me, you can sign up and get 10 full minutes for $1.99. No, it’s not $1.99 a minute, but $1.99 for the full 10 minute block of time. So what are you waiting for?

Will you be my Valentine?

Ringtones & Wallpapers! February 10, 2007

Listen to the audio version of this blog entry.Okay, so I was cruising through the profiles on myspace, and I came across something so awesome! I loved it as soon as I saw it, and I went and made my own! Check it out right here! Pretty cool, huh? Yes!! I now have my own personalized cell phone ringtones and wallpapers available for anyone who wants them! That’s right, you can download my ringtones and wallpapers right to your cell phones! Here’s a sample for you to listen to. Please rate it a 10 cuz you know I deserve 10s!Well, I’m so happy with how things are coming along with my new blog here at www.foragoodtimecallkaren.com! Who knew blogging could be so fun! I’ve had other blogs, but they just didn’t seem to be something I’ve wanted to spend a lot of time doing. This blog is different. First of all, it’s totally MY blog. Second of all, it was custom built FOR me. Julie at webdesign4adults did such a great job on it! She also did my official site www.phonewhorekaren.com too! I can’t wait for her to get started on my next project!Alright, I guess I’ll take off now, and get back to making my sexy ringtones. Oh, yeah! Something I forgot to mention! I’ve been censored! It’s true. Phone Whore Karen is too HOT for myspace! All I had was a couple sexy pics and ringtones on my profile, and I got deleted! What’s up with that, Tom?!?! Then later I checked my email and had a message from the ringtone place saying 3 of my ringtones were just too suggestive and they were removed. So, ya better check out my ringtone page and get them while you can!Oh, and don’t forget to call me! *smooch*

Phone Sex Podcast February 6, 2007

Okay, I’m not only a phone sex girl, I’m also a podcaster! Yeah, I have my own little podcast now! It’s called PhoneWhoreKaren’s Phone Sex Podcast. Quite a clever name for a phone sex girl’s podcast, huh? Yeah, I thought so too! So anyway, starting with my next episode, I am going to be recording my entries and uploading them to my podcast. So, I’ll have this text blog, and my audio blog. I love it! But I think I will get a new headset. This mic seems to be out of whack or something. My last episode is very soft in volume, and even turning up my speakers all the way didn’t do much good. Also, for some reason the mic is putting a sound at the end of some of my words, and it’s making me sound like I have a lisp!! So… a good headset in order, and then I’ll be audio blogging like there’s no tomorrow.

Speaking of tomorrow, I’ll be playing with one of my favorite guys. He has such a sexy, masculine voice. I love the way he talks nasty to me while I’m masturbating! When he starts getting heated up, he gets so incredibly sexy, and I just can’t control myself. Phone sex with him is really hot, and I am such a lucky girl! We make each other cum so hard! I can’t wait…

So why haven’t you called me yet? What are you waiting for? Everyone gets a freebie phone call with me, so just do it. You can either click here to call me, or click my “3 free minutes” pic below. Either way, you’ll be connected to me for LIVE one on one, no-limits phone sex. Our calls are not monitored, nor recorded. Billing is discreet and hidden from me. Ready? I am… let’s do it!

Superbowl Sexday February 4, 2007

So who won? Actually, I think as I type this the game is still playing right now. I guess I’m rooting for the Colts. I like horses.

I had a phone sex quickie during half-time. He was horny, and ready to go. I started out by teasing him, progressed up to oral sex, and seven minutes later he was squirting a load all over the place. It was HOT! As I sucked him off, he kept talking about my perky tits. I think just saying the word “perky” was getting him worked up as much as my sucking was! He really seemed to get off knowing he was talking to a barely legal phone sex girl with small tits.

Speaking of small tits… Last night I was working on my phone sex podcast, and I had to take a break because I was getting too horny. I decided to check out the pay per view pornos, and ended up watching Pussy Patrol. O M G!!! The girls in that barely legal porno were HOT and sexy lil sluts! I don’t wanna give away too many details, but I will tell you that these girls know what they’re doing!

Well, I guess I’ll finish up this sexy blog entry and get back to my no limits phone sex. I know how all my fans love calling me to quench their teen phone sex fantasies! I know exactly what to say, and exactly what to do to make them pop their load like there’s no tomorrow. And since everyone gets a free phone sex call with me, we’re all happy!

Gonna Pop Your Head Up? February 2, 2007

So today is Groundhog’s Day, isn’t it? Um, I think so, but I haven’t consulted my calendar yet. *wink* Anyway, I LOVE groundhogs! True, I’ve never seen one in person, but they do have the cutest little faces! Imagine seeing one of those guys pop their heads up! I would just wanna go right up to them and give them a kiss! I’m just an animal lover. I have cats, dogs, guinea pigs, parakeets, and an African dwarf frog. These critters are my babies. I will always have animals in my life!

So did you pop your head up today too? I’d wanna go right over to yours and give it a kiss too! And a lick. Oh, and a suck! I dunno what you may be thinking, but in case you’re wondering… it’s true. I love oral sex. And I give great blow jobs. I’ve always had an oral fixation, and I know you fantasize about having an enthusiastic cock-sucking, cum loving phone sex slut! I know you do! So isn’t it time to give me a call and have some fun with me?

Yay For Me! February 1, 2007

So how excited am I? So excited that I just sat here staring at my new phone sex blog. It’s not like I’ve never had a blog before. As long as I’ve been doing phone sex I’ve always had a blog. I’ll leave the old one up here, but pretty much retire it now. There’s still working links on that page, and the stories I’ve written there about my naughty teen sex escapades are still exciting to read. So, anyway, I have this new phone sex blog and I am a very happy slut!

So did you land here from my Official Phone Sex Website? Or did you come here from somewhere else? Either way, I’m so glad you’re here! I love showing off my barely legal body, and I love being a slutty teen for you! I’m one of those hard to find girls who love all the taboo subjects. With me, anything goes!

Well, I’m off to record a new episode for my sexy phone sex podcast! I dare you to listen to it! It’s just me saying whatever comes to my mind, but I always remember to include something sexy!

*smooches*